A Random Lorem Ipsum

Usage

random_text(nchars = NULL, nwords = NULL, offset = 0, var = 1)

nchars: number of characters. One of the two params should be left NULL.
nwords: number of words to return. One of the two params should be left NULL.
offset: number of characters or words to offset the result by. Defaults to 0.
var: integer >= 1 selecting a "variant" of the text: each value returns a distinct slice of the lorem-ipsum corpus, so repeated calls (e.g. in a bulleted list) don't all look alike. Defaults to 1. The corpus wraps around when var is large.

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